Go and visit the beautiful state of West Virginia! Anything you want to do in the great outdoors, you can do it there. They have multiple mud pits, a guy named Dave who will let you shoot his gun at a row of cans, and a backyard fire you can stare at while you drink a 12 pack.
Come and visit the beautiful state of West Virginia! * For those without a sense of humor and lack of critical thinking skills, this is a parody *