There is no stronger bond, than the one between human and dog. Our love is blind, and apparently also can't smell farts. If you love your pooch, you know you've given them a pass on what comes out of their ass. Reassure them with this affirming message (right in their line of sight, too!)

• One Size Fits Most.
• Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend.
• Machine Wash Cold. Hang Dry.
• Made in USA.