What the Actual Fuck Candle

A Candle for What The Actual Fuck? Smells Like an existential crisis.

Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me?


  • Cucumber-Aloe Daiquiri scented candle
  • Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
  • 7 oz.; 40 hour burn time
  • Because all Whiskey River candles are handmade, no two are identical.