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In the spirit of Kustom Kulture, we needed another good satirical design in our catalogue. Proudly, we introduce to you a parody of KFC mascot Colonel Sanders. The white bearded military officer you know, and love has been given a Lethal Threat twist — what you see here is what the colonel would look like if he was from a dimension where instead of joining the military and starting KFC, he became an outlaw biker who likes to terrorize chickens instead of eating them. Of course, we also switched out his corporate logo for one that’s more representative of his new brand. We sincerely hope you enjoy this t-shirt as much as we do.


  • Black fabric
  • Ultra-soft 100% Pre-shrunk cotton
  • Standard fit short sleeve T-Shirt
  • Tagless for comfort
  • Full color Back and Front screen print
  • Made in USA
  • For loose fit order one size up
  • Men's Sizing