You are an immaculate, shining example of brilliance and flawlessness that would make even Beyonce cower. There's not a thing we'd do to improve upon you... well, maybe. Might we suggest some ultra comfy socks for your ultra perfect feet?

• One Size Fits Most.
• Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend.
• Machine Wash Cold. Hang Dry.
• Made in USA.