If people can't already tell from your rosy cheeks and slurred speech, the purple stains on your blouse or the bowl of corks in your kitchen drawer, then these socks ought to do the trick. You're a connoisseur! A sommelier! But most importantly, thirsty

• One Size Fits Most.
• Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend.
• Machine Wash Cold. Hang Dry.
• Made in USA.