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SBD's, squeakers, quackers, rumblers, long ones, short ones, surprise ones, suppressed ones. Bounce em out while jogging, or let 'em sneak out while you sleep. Cheer up a friend, make sex briefly awkward, or interrupt a eulogy... Let the truth fill the air! Throw on these bad boys and become your very own musical fruit!
These super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most, Gym Socks are made in the USA of Bleach Cotton Cotton with accents of Red Nylon, Orange Nylon, Yellow Nylon, Kelly Green Nylon, Royal Blue Nylon, Purple Nylon.
61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend.
🇺🇸Made in USA 🇺🇸
These wide ribbed socks reach to mid-calf on most folks and fit a women’s size 6 US to men’s size 15. As a thicker weave, these socks are optimally worn with sneakers and other roomy shoe styles. Machine wash cold, line dry.
Pass the gas. Loose the pressure. Crop dust. Do the do and be happy about it. This natural occurrence shouldn’t be hidden away. Show all your happiness on the socks that say it all. FARTS.