It must suck to be mean, people!
Wear these suckers to the DMV, small claims court, or perhaps the impound lot. These soft pink tootsie warmers will keep your feet hugged and loved - no matter who you have to deal with.
...and if you've just had enough with the negativity, flash some ankle, and let 'em know what's up! The message is clear and succinct. Hey mean people! You suck!