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WOMEN'S DON'T TOUCH ME SHORTS

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TOO FAST SIZE CHART
SIZE BUST WAIST LNGTH
SM 30 28 30
MD 32 30 30.5
LG 34 32.5 31
XL 37 35 31.5
XXL 39 37 32
PLUS SIZE
SIZE BUST WAIST LENGTH
2X 43-45 36-38 32
3X 46-48 39-41 33

 SWIMWEAR

SIZE BUST WAIST HIPS
SM 27 25 30
MD 29 27 32
LG 31 29 34
XL 33 31 36

2X

35 33

38

3X

37 35

40

SHORTS
SIZE US SIZE WAIST HIPS OUTSEAM
SM 4-Feb 25-26 35-36 6
MD 8-Jun 27-28 37-38 6.5
LG 12-Oct 29-31 39-41 7
XL 14-16 32-34 42-44 7.5
SIZE WAIST HIPS LENGTH
2X 36-39 45-47 10
3X 39-42 48-51 11

 

Men's Tee
  XS S M L XL
US 3 5 7 9 11
Bust (in) 32-33 34-35 36-37 38-39 39-40
Waist (in) 24-25 26-27 28-29 30-31 32-33
Hips (in) 33-34 35-36 37-38 39-40 41-42
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Description

Let them all know! Look but don't touch and keep your paws to yourself! Remind them all who's boss! Flash your sh!t in the 70's inspired short shorts.

Our short shorts have a super sexy fit that is perfect for lounging, working out, or just doing yer regular thing. Beach-goers, derby girls, and sexy bitches everywhere love Too Fast hot shorts and you will too!

  • Retro 1970's Old School Style Hot Shorts
  • Drawstring Waist
  • White Contrast Banded Trim
  • Sporty, Sexy & Super Soft
  • 100% Cotton
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