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HAIL SATAN SHORTS

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TOO FAST SIZE CHART
SIZE BUST WAIST LNGTH
SM 30 28 30
MD 32 30 30.5
LG 34 32.5 31
XL 37 35 31.5
XXL 39 37 32
PLUS SIZE
SIZE BUST WAIST LENGTH
2X 43-45 36-38 32
3X 46-48 39-41 33

 

SHORTS
SIZE US SIZE WAIST HIPS OUTSEAM
SM 4-Feb 25-26 35-36 6
MD 8-Jun 27-28 37-38 6.5
LG 12-Oct 29-31 39-41 7
XL 14-16 32-34 42-44 7.5
SIZE WAIST HIPS LENGTH
2X 36-39 45-47 10
3X 39-42 48-51 11

 

Men's Tee
  XS S M L XL
US 3 5 7 9 11
Bust (in) 32-33 34-35 36-37 38-39 39-40
Waist (in) 24-25 26-27 28-29 30-31 32-33
Hips (in) 33-34 35-36 37-38 39-40 41-42
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Black/Purple
Description

Who said all unicorns were angels? Just because you are dressed in pretty colors doesn't mean you cant hail satan! Cute, comfortable, and sexy. What else can you ask for!

Our hot shorts have a super sexy fit that is perfect for lounging, working out, or just doing yer regular thing. Beach-goers, derby girls, and sexy bitches everywhere love Too Fast booty shorts and you will too! They are incredibly soft and fit perfectly! Perfect for the hot summer ahead, all you goths will be running the game this Hot Goth Summer!

  • Retro 1970s Old School Hot Shorts
  • Drawstring Waist
  • Contrast Banded Trim
  • Hand Wash Cold & Hang Dry
  • 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
SIZE US SIZE WAIST HIPS OUTSEAM
SM 2-4 25-26 35-36 6
MD 6-8 27-28 37-38 6.5
LG 10-12 29-31 39-41 7
XL 14-16 32-34 42-44

7.5

SIZE WAIST HIPS LENGTH
2X 36-39 45-47 10
3X 39-42 48-51 11

Please note, all measurements are given in inches.

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