You could say "I swear to god, I could drown a toddler in my panties right now" OR you could just wear a pair of SPLOOSH undies. Both are hilarious.
Panties are 95% cotton & 5% elastane. Made in China.
All undergarments are final sale.
Period Panties are novelty underwear and do not replace tampons, pads, diva cups or anything else.