You could say "I swear to God, I could drown a toddler in my panties right now" OR you could just wear a pair of SPLOOSH women's briefs underwear. Both are hilarious.

Panties are 95% cotton & 5% elastane. Made in China.

All undergarments are final sale.

Period Panties are novelty underwear and do not replace tampons, pads, diva cups or anything else.