Fucking Christmas Candle

Fucking Christmas.

Amirite? It seems like we just put the decorations away and here we go again. (Literally, we just put the decorations away.) Of course, on the flip side, Black Friday is coming up and that's the one special day of the year where I spoil myself. I mean, who else is going to drop $195 on a ridiculous pencil sharpener I want just because it's "free shipping" day?

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Funny Christmas candle

Mistletoe & Ambien scented

Net Weight: Approximately 7 oz.

Burn time: 40 hours

Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

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